Animals: Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal...

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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peceout 29

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.

Pegasustato 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...

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abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:10

Mmmmm Protein

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:12

Spit the little bugger out! Tell him to buy his own damn cereal!

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:15

Did anybody else Flashback to that scene in police academy one where the guy was eating breakfast cereal?

assassinbanana0 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:17

gintwinsmoore 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:07

yeah, no...not really.

hammonds92 21

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:18

At least it was full of Protein

booze_n_bitches 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:18

I couldn't think of a more gross way to start my morning! (Although I'm sure other commenters can - worst way to start a morning, anyone?) FYL.

feven 32

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:51

Easily. Finish eating the cereal THEN realize the roaches inside the cereal box. Wondering why your cereal was so crunchy?

StreetlightM 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:11

Getting shot.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:20

Your cereal sounds Special, K?

Gillett 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 18:11

Sure, if "K" stands for Kreepy Krawly!

ZoroMiHawk 25

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:24

An extra dose of protein

roys1girl 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:38

Snap! Crackle! *puke*

kaitlynlanee_ 10

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:47

I'm eating cereal as I read this. FML

meliodafool_ 15

Monday 16 March 2015 6:45

*applause*

chocolatelover96 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:53

That's it, from tomorrow I'm checking my cereal before I eat it. WTF was in it?

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