Intimacy: Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:41

What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

finndizzle 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:50

putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

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lepercaunsal 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:44

sucks I would apreciate it ;)

razz122 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:04

@ 15 So a guy is an ass for doing it but it is perfectly okay for a girl to. I smell a double standard

razz122 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:11

Thats whybsex before marriage is good. So you dont get stuck with an asshole

serenaaaa_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

ydi for sleeping wit him

kingzozi97 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:33

thats a pretty douche move on his part

bjcarson 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:58

wonder if she was a bleeder...

helo2 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:07

lmfao

fairies633 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:40

all of u need to shut the **** up and stop being morons if she wants to wait...then that's her buisness. she has a right to state her opinion.

jenniferxxlou 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:21

he sounds...uh... nice :/ sorry bout that

lilarielle14 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:23

what a dick .. he can't even take a joke..

mpclaw 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:29

you should be so glad he did what he did now, and not later. tell him f off

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