By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
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cmdr_keen 0

Try ice-cubes on the bite. They'll relieve the itch and help take away the burning sensation. Just wrap the ice-cube in something like papertowels first though.

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tabaleah 0

don't scratch...the itch will go away eventually lol

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blackcats31 0

I'm having the same problem =(

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paladininwaiting 1

yeah, that sucks .... your spelling was fine 65

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albertaeinstein 0

You poor thing! I use ice and allergy medicine for bug bites, once the swelling goes down it won't itch anymore. The ice will help with the sunburn too, although that's a short-term solution. Feel better.

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Rial13_fml 0

Hahahahaha! That's probably the funniest, most legit FML I've seen in a LONG time. FYL. You kinda deserved it for falling alseep and not setting an alarm (because most people plan how long they're going to tan) but given the circumstances, I'll just say FYL.

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TiffanyBlews27 0

They're called sunscreen and bugspray (bugspray optional).

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purplhaze88 20

Use some spray on benadryl it instantly stops the itch! i have had this same prob before!! Its cheap here is a link for it.: http://www.amazon.com/Benadryl-Spray-Maximum-Strength-Oz/dp/B000RDMQMA

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