By anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:36 - Sri Lanka

Today, I decided to make homemade french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?

Damn_Hippster 11

How could you forget the fire department and a ambulance? Those are key ingredients to French fries

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Wait when does a smurf come into this? What are u? High?

sinekt 9

Am I wrong if I assume you live somewhere in America? Jeezaz, I'm 24 years old, I'm a boy and I do french fries at home since I was 15. You people are dead without McDonalds, KFC, pizzas, etc.

Yes, you are wrong... Because OP is from sri lanka.

catanita 18

How could you go so wrong with french fries? Are so easy to made.

subiedude08 17

Try oven fries. Slice potatoes into fry shape, toss with olive oil and whatever spices you want (salt, garlic, onion, and paprika are tasty), then bake at 350 until done, stirring every 15 min--should take about three rounds. Playing with hot oil is not always your friend, and you'd be amazed how good oven fries are. To shorten cooking time, you can boil the potato slices before baking, but that's not really required.