Cooking and Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make homemade french fries. I figured all...

By anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:36 - Sri Lanka

Today, I decided to make homemade french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

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Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By Masterchef331 - 01/02/2022 05:00

Today, I decided it was the perfect day to make Penne alla Vodka. It was also the perfect day to set my kitchen on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 13:20 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

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mthammer 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?

Damn_Hippster 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:56

How could you forget the fire department and a ambulance? Those are key ingredients to French fries

Comments

mrmerino 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:48

Jesus christ, you ****** up French fries?

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:52

What's your next haute cuisine adventure? "How to **** up the recipe for making ice cubes?"

AhmandahAnarchy 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:17

youre funny since potatoe (potato) has two diff spellings

AhmandahAnarchy 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:22

potatoe is the spelling before potato. 19th Century

Miss_Lisaa 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:33

Someone can see my comment or .. ?

demodemo69 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:36

Now That Sucks !!

Ionodemon1995 0

Monday 10 October 2011 3:08

Recipe*

vbmg152 18

Monday 10 October 2011 5:19

Huh??

jessie12198 0

Monday 10 October 2011 20:25

ARE YOU BLONDE???

jessie12198 0

Monday 10 October 2011 20:35

YOU LEFT OUT THE KEY INGREDIENT???? YOU DUMBASS YOU CAN NEVER FORGET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT RISKING TGEIR LIVES TO DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU. GO RAPE A CACTUS