Health: Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By King7 - 09/01/2010 10:17 - Pakistan

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By shadowsonicstar - 14/01/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

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Running

By fmrunning - 25/03/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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andradepz 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:58

ur a dumb ass

skorpien 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:59

Hope they got a good laugh. YDI

Comments

Chaos5 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:19

Nice one.

PassTheDutch 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:02

karma's a bitch.

mcgrat 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:31

that's what you get for being a prick

Person1233 12

Tuesday 29 March 2011 23:34

Now you are the slow, injured, and stuck-up runner. YDI x over 9000.

fadingsparks 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:12

YDI for being an ass. Better luck next time.

Zacharydoud2011 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:36

As a track runner, all I can say is this: Dumbass!

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:30

Yes, fellow runner! If this guy was trying to look "effortless", he really should have tried harder not to f*** up. We put an effort into running, and if someone tries to mock our effort, may they smash their balls a thousand times.

RunnerDudeTyler 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 20:40

Agreed! I'm a varsity distance runner in Indiana, and I laughed at how quickly karma got this guy!

Lovelexi 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:34

this is actually very funny but do your self a favor && not mock anyone else lol :)

bubblegum9000 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:47

YDI!! haha hurdles arent easy :/ last year at a practice i was doing some higher hurdles so i could get over the regular more efficiently, but when i jumped the wind blew me back a bit and yeah...didnt end well. both of my palms were completely scraped up, by knee had most of the skin missing and you can still see the blood on the asphalt (i wasn't practicing on the track)