By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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HeJustKnowsBest 3

Why did you feel a need to mock them by stooping to their level? Next time just yell at them saying that their talent is of no great use to society as a whole, that will set them straight.

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bkillam 0

Yeah Phedipedes running 26.2 miles in a time even world record holders gawk at is useless. He did so to inform his city-state if Marathon of invaders and helped save his home, but when arriving in Marathon he warned his fellow citizens and them immediately died of exhaustion. Distance running was one of the five original Olympic sports. Running is the MOST physically demanding sport. Go fist yourself dick, and while your at it cut your balls off so I don't have to deal with your kids.

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

#101: I'd like to see things from your viewpoint, however I can't seem to stick my head that far up my ass. Next time you search for evidence to back up your claim don't use a Greek myth, it makes you look like an even bigger retard. Furthermore the Olympics is a complete waste of resources, where we hold high the over payed athletes of the world who are of no contribution to the advancement of civilized society. It's close minded pricks like you who shouldn't have kids; you're a hemorrhoid on the ass of society.

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jewels1877 0

I bet that put a twist on things. I hope that your self esteem wasn't crushed. Have a nice trip, see you next fall. Yay for horrible puns.

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a_traveler 5

The objective of being on the track team isn't about showing off to those who are seemingly slower. it's about running your leg, for no one else but yourself. To make your personal best even better. The track is one of the very few places in a high school career that you can put your heart and soul into what your doing because you do it for you, no one else. You lay everything you've got on the line because that's what you're there for. You're a runner, that's who you are, that's what you do.

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SirEBC 7

Get out of here with that nonsense.

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cptmorgan15 2

What a speech. *Goosebumps*

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flockingshpoo 0

try shotput,discus, or javelin might not hurt your balls with that

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purple_sarah88 0

Pride comes before a fall! Maybe the "stuck up runners" you were mocking had more training than you?

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sgtrobswifey 0

Well.. though they may have been practicing to run from the popo.. this may have helped you realize a life of crime is not for you. As you have realized you fail miserably when it comes to running and jumping, simultaneously. You might want to thank them.

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Daddy_Phat_Stack 0

since i am a hurdler..i can tell u its not easy..guess u found that out yourself lol

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FMLoverAgain 7

i want you for my husband, cutie!

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footballguyyy 0

it's impossible to break your ankle . . . it's a joint not a bone.

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purple_sarah88 0

Um, OP said they twisted their ankle not broke it and a broken ankle can refer to any one of a variety of fractures involving the bones that form the ankle joint: the fibula, the tibia, and the talus.

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ultimatum946 0

Good sir it is possible to brake your ankle my friend broke his 2 months ago. And yes i'm 100% sure he broke it.

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metalwolf 17

good to know i didnt break mine back in highschool. Could you tell me why i had pain and couldnt walk without crutches for days though?

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whitewoods 3

You still succeeded in mocking them, most can barely get their feet off the ground. Track meets are painful to watch.

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xNephilim 18

Maybe your school and the surrounding schools just suck, because the track meets I went to with my team were great to watch.

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