By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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TinyDude 10

And ur doing this on fml with crushed balls D; ur not from this planet.

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ShadyFTW1 0

I'm truly happy that you crushed your balls OP, because dumbasses like you shouldn't ever reproduce.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

^lol harsh but funny

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Isn't karma a bitch?

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Ikura 4

why do people blame Karma for everything? Do you need some imaginary system to make sure you do good deeds? Do you really think there is an invisible force that magically causes bad things to happan? Take responsibility

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sarapsosis 1

I personally know a girl named Karma, she's really a total biatch! she's not invisible silly

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RunnerDudeTyler 0

Dude track and field is a very difficult sport at most schools, especially distance running. You deserve what you got while as those sprinters may have been stuck up you were interrupting their practice and being quite arrogant thinking that that is all they do for practice.

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RunnerDudeTyler 0

You'd be correct there :)

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morgiiex3 0

Go distance runners! I agree it's so much tougher than people give it credit for.

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xNephilim 18

Running track PERIOD is harder than people think. I never ran (just not a runner), but I was the manager of my school's team and those kids pushed their bodies to and beyond their limits. It's not that easy to sprint, either.

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hellohazel 12

I wouldn't say that distance is the hardest thing out there. I'm a sprinter but I've done distance too, in my opinion everything is just as difficult because there are certain things you need to be strong at and things you need to focus on for each race. but good point about him being arrogant!

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