By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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incognito1520 20

She's just trolling you.

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21jason 9

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

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macdaddymady 8

All I can say is stay strong, and it'll all be worth it in the end.

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hellaflushfa5 6

I bet you didn't get those thumbs up because people liked what you said. Except for him^^

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Dracoboxer357 35

119, are you claiming your pic is of you? ;) I was there for the last 50+ reply war over her pic being real or not, she changed it up in poses we suggested like 8 times in one day. It's easier to just accept that it is her, since it can't be disproved and she offered compelling evidence otherwise. (Even though you probably found a site with her pic posted up, right? Yeah, that came up before too.) :) And really, does it matter if it's not? :)

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elephantom12 9

Lol it was a joke, I was there a few weeks ago when people were accusing her that the picture was fake.

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Dracoboxer357 35

129- Ah, my bad, I missed that you were kidding. ;) Sorry.

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sweetdreams20 0

Well is she the one who originally wanted you to quit

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JustDerpin 11

Now where did it say that?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You didn't "ask" anything. You put down a straight foward, punctuated-less sentence. ...and nowhere on the FML did it say OP wife wanted him to quit, that was OP's decision. Quit pulling information from that tiny arse-hole...

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sweetdreams20 0

That's why I said it in a form of a question just without question mark don't comment if Your just gonna put people down

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sweetdreams20 0

And at least my ass hole is tiny.. Yours is stretched from having your head in it for so many years..

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McAninch35 9

First off, punctuatION-less, 43. Second, theres a fine line between grammar nazi and ********. Remember that, my friend

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well I went back and re-read your comment, and let me say I owe you an apology. I'm sowwy. (big puppy dog eyes) 8'(

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1happymummy 14

What a supportive wife! Good for you though :)

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DocBastard 38

You finally came to your senses. She obviously lost her ******* mind. Dip all her cigarettes in the toilet. She'll decide to quit quickly guaranteed.

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b0ngs 7

I bet theres more shit in cigarettes then there is in the toilet. Why the hell would someone even pick up smoking nowadays? Its not even cool and its just nasty as trash.

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sweettpie129 11

Haha his name is bongs and were talking about smoking... FAIL

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

i hate to say it but if someone dipped my cigarettes in a toilet I'd probably just go get more :/

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ninjuh_wingman 29

If she smokes, then its f her life since shes gonna **** herself up. You were smart so good for you.

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awwwyeah_png 4

You're obviously either a single troll or a heartless partner. Ouch for either one...

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