By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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incognito1520 20

She's just trolling you.

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21jason 9

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I read and re-read your comment and I still can't ******* understand what the **** you wrote.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I believe she said, "Why on earth you would start a horrible habit such as smoking? Dear Lord, stop her, before it's too late and she sabotages your efforts to beat your own addiction. Cheers!" At least, that's what I read.....more or less. :) And, since she phrased it so well, I think I agree with her. ;)

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maphineRAWRS 10

No one has understood me more! Haha thank you for translating :P

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evilplatypus 38

Who, other than teenagers, people in jail, and super-stressed out soldiers in the line of duty suddenly decide to START smoking?

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1happymummy 14

Good question, I toyed with the idea as a teen but now as a 20 something I could imagine just suddenly deciding to buy a pack of cigarettes.

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jlstough 10

people who were smokers prior? my husband was a smoker as a teenager, stopped before he joined the military, and then started smoking again once he got back from iraq.

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Calyx_fml 21

She just doesn't want your old cigs to go to waste.

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alycion 38

I'm the only smoker in my house and quitting has been hard enough. Hang in there. Give all of us who keep screwing up quitting some hope.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Alycion, ever heard the saying "Fall off the wagon 6 times but chase it back down 7?" It means it doesn't matter how times you fail at quitting as long as you succeed the last time. Don't give up on quitting yet, I believe you can do it, eventually! :) Cheers!

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phantumgrey 6

Remember if she smokes she pokes!

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pagullarka 9

I would show her the pictures of nice women that you would date after she's gone

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