By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
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ScreamAimFire 0

Actually 29, that was a reply. You're a bucket of failure

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afroninjashuffle 0

hell yea! always the way to go done that before

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ThePaperDragon 31

YDI for being lazy, just get up and "do what you gotta do". But then again, maybe you're not a "morning person". I am though, so I may have a skewed perception.

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chronicfiend 0

Please add a different picture of yourself to confirm that your not some old peverted ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

Uh yeah, **** that. My last final is at 7AM on December 9th. Plan: Wake up at 6:50 and bike across campus to take it. You learn to cherish sleep when you hit college.

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honeybee366 0

hey...that's my necklace....and my breasts....what's going on here?! :) lol

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DocBastard 38

I find it especially ironic that someone with a picture of marijuana as his profile picture is the one championing the effort to get PaperDragon to change her profile picture. People in glass houses etc, etc.

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robj118 10

learn to cherish sleep when you hit college? thats all college kids ******* do is drink and sleep, then you turn into a bunch of lazy fatasses. Then you think that a good workout is ten minutes on a treadmill and three or four sets of weight lifting, each set being a different exercise, then call it a day because you are missing out on drinking

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mintcar 9

74, you're an idiot. That's not all we do. I take my studies very seriously. I barely get any sleep and I'm not the type to party on the weekend. Now that I'm in college, I don't even understand the definition of fun anymore. Whether you're trolling or not, I had to get my point across.

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mintcar 9

And about the workout, if you attend a large university walking to and from class is enough. Trust me. Especially when you're attending 3 or 4 classes a day.

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Chandy_fml 2

Yep. Easily an hour and half of walking a day, especially if you live off campus and walk to and from it.

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alex1432 9

I did that just the other day... lol but my philosophy professor understood and let me reschedule

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Green_Zou_fml 2

It's obvious that you can't affordtTo sleep a little more when you have a midterm in the day. You are not a serious person

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gusgus36 5

this is why the snooze button/changing the time on your alarm is so very dangerous..

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Qluz 3

god danmit. those powernaps get me everytime too!

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Jimboom 11

YDI for not waking up on time when you know you have such an important thing to go to. Either that or for not pushing the snooze on your alarm.

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Bekll 31

OP, 5 extra minutes is fine but you should have an alarm keep waking you up. Everyday I wake up from TWO alarms: my normal alarm clock and my iPhone's alarm. The latter is programmed the night before to go off again 15 and 30 minutes after my alarms first go off. That way, if I want to sleep in some more it won't be for much longer - I'm forced to wake up in time to get to class. The only times I've slept through a class this semester by mistake? My iPhone died overnight because I didn't charge it.

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owo_fml 9

Well, I have 5 different alarms (all on my iTouch) that try and get me to wake up, and I still oversleep constantly. At least I charge it every night so the battery issue never occurs.

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braunwynn 5

dudddeeee i feel ya. happens to me all the time. i am NOT a morning person and my class days start at 730 in the freaking morning. i mean seriously, once a week i miss an entire day. lol. just be lucky yours was only one day.

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oliver86 8

put the alarm away from you therefore you have to get up to turn it off

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