Intimacy: Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so...

By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Shobz - 26/10/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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So frustrating

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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Hi Honey, I'm home

By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Lubinduba 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:46

hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time it's no biggie

iamtenyearsago 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 7:09

"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

Comments

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 2:15

Whatever, you're never going to see this person again, what does it matter?

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:43

Use the peep hole. You coulda been raped! O_O lol I'm sucha dork. :P

nnnntr 17

Friday 4 July 2014 21:48

Ya you are a ******* dork

Lubinduba 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:46

hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time it's no biggie

dani_fizzle 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:20

its not so much that you deserved it more like.... you asked for it

Fields4mint 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:55

What, did your guy never show up or something? Is that why it's a FML? That the only person who saw you like that was room service? Otherwise, I can tell you, room service sees/hears much worse things than a woman in a sexy outfit.

iamtenyearsago 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 7:09

"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

blo0_starZz 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:55

same! XD

maggiewalters 17

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:21

and thats why you should ALWAYS look through the peep hole!

ftsk_fan_12 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:23

1. next tim emaybe you should use the peephole and 2. hahahahahahahahah i so agree with #8. if my boyfriend texted me and said "are you ready for a night of love my darling?" i would probably punch myself in the face hahahahahahaha