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By Ginny - 30/06/2009 09:23 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

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Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML

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By ByeByeBlackberry - 07/09/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Next time, use a belt clip.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:48

Wow. Bragging on fmylife.com. You're so ******* cool.

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RLJJ 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:50

YDI ! Why in hell do you think you need to have your ******* phone at hand at any time ? Just leave it home ! Do you interrupt screwing when it rings, saying your girl(boy)friend "sorry, I've got something more important than you to care about" ?

drano 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:43

In a perfect world, freak accidents/emergencies would not happen and people could jog happily without worrying about stalkers, rapists, serial killers, drunk drivers, jerks, gangsters, and other types of dangers, and wouldn't have to bring their cell phone to contact help in case something were to happen. This is not a perfect world, you assume too much.

DieInAFire 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:09

YDI - put your phone down and stay to public places for safety.

RIKANA 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:14

 oh no! I would be lost with out my cell...out with the old in with the new:) RI

amy_shmamy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:16

i can empathize :(

xxXChiiXxx 2

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:24

YDI. You can live without it for about an hour.

junomcguff_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:34

YDI I exterice daily. Phones are not necesarry.

fucklifeee 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:48

haha, i'm just imagining someone "jumping vigorously up and down and running around their apartment." Sounds just priceless.

GriefBacon 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:24

YDI for not getting to know your g/f's parents enough so that they would feel you were important enough to text when she came down with the condition. OR...maybe FYL for your g/f's parents thinking it wasn't worth telling you. I am torn between the two on this one. So maybe just FYL?