Health: Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left,...

By Ginny - 30/06/2009 09:23 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

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Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML

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By ByeByeBlackberry - 07/09/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Next time, use a belt clip.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:48

Wow. Bragging on fmylife.com. You're so ******* cool.

Comments

MadamOracle 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:34

they have arm bands now

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:00

Why bring a cell when you're running when you can jsut use the publique phones

eric780 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:16

Go get it!!!!

readytofall69 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:24

why do you need your phone when you run are you really going to use it for that 45 min tops but I doubt you run that long or are you just that attactched because that's sad if you are.

emzmcgee 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:42

Good lord, people think they have to take their cell phones EVERYWHERE with them...you can be disconnected from the world for a few minutes it's ok...people did it all the time oh say 20 years ago lol

DomyDamsy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:10

thats why you dont leave electronics in your coat while running

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:43

it's july. not sure where you are but in alot of places it's too hot for a coat

amandapurple 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:25

happened to me. i go to a bridge where my friend tells me the phone is going to fall out so it put it in a safe pocket then move it to a regular pocket sit on the side of the bridge and it falls never to be seen again

Tsukasa_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:37

Question to all the naysayers: why NOT bring your phone? Not like it's weighing you down. In this case she should have secured it properly but otherwise there's not a lot of reason to leave it behind. What's the point of having a mobile phone if you just leave it at home?

aback 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:11

And what's the point of buying a mobile just to give it to the fishes?

sofad15 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:04

the point of having a phone is to call when you need and have other people call you. but it does not mean you have to have your phone all the time! just when it's necessary.