Intimacy: Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I...

By rider - 24/11/2009 10:58 - Qatar

Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

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By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By goner - 01/05/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

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Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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Jenny66_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 18:27

Groping anyone in public = FAIL dude. Something like this happened to my daughter... she was humiliated and felt victimized for a very long time because some guy thought he was grabbing his wife. He's lucky he left before I found out what happened. Maybe you should try keeping your hands to yourself in public.

Jenny66_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:17

A random guy groping her in a video store is no accident. She's also mildly autistic. he didn't hug her, or try to hold her hand or any other innocent gesture. He copped a feel in a family oriented place of business. What I teach my daughters is that they have a right to not be pawed by some jerk because their shirt might be the same color as the jerks wides shirt. Would you want your private parts grabbed by a stranger? wait... maybe you shouldn't answer that.

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Erindub 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 3:15

At least you got to cop a free feel

ladiesman14 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:59

was it a guy with manly boobs and did you enjoy it ?

faxe 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:15

If this hasn't happened to all men everywhere, you are not a guy.

farhil 14

Monday 21 November 2011 2:33

I'm not a guy. I'm a man, with common sense and a respect for women.

arcxjo 2

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:03

Serves you right foretting you wife wasn't a blonde.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 13:03

yo jenny66 tell your daughter to get over it. you coached and trained her to be traumatized and devesated for the rest of her life. so someone touched her boob or butt BIG DEAL.