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By thanksmum - 29/05/2010 17:39 - Germany

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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By Lady Julia KaNeko - 20/06/2019 10:15 - United States - Meridian

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML

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By nocanhaz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By Jeremy - 19/10/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I set aside some time to take a power nap at my desk. I set an alarm, but it didn't go off. I woke up hours later to find my coworkers had surrounded my desk, taking bets on when I'd wake up. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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Quick quick

By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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Zwingend 15

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:10

Awe, how nice of her. You don't need a job anyway.

shiritt 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:13

my moms the opposite, when i have to be up at 7, she wakes me up at 4 D: and with wake up, i mean door bashing and screaming.

Comments

Mervin22 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:50

quick q... WTF is OP. It is pissing me off.

xRainbows_X 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:10

#50, OP is Original Poster.

sum1savemeh 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 5:51

orgasmal penguin

brianjman14 22

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:00

hey it's 5:59 now!

justin_brdfrd 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:07

OP is original poster, it's forum jargon

Lehk 9

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:26

this would be a good time to act like an antisocial jackass. drink heavily, steal from your mom, bring unsavory men or women over etc.

DagnyTaggart 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:46

LOL.

snoborder13 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:27

bich slap the bich!!!!!!!

alex112094 5

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:41

ًًخ كحرق جخًق

napero 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:42

agree (and no, I have no idea what you just said)

autumn16 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:41

that sucks I hope you still got the interview (:

FlonkertonChamp 6

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:44

damn... your mom's an idiot.

meowkittyxo 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 2:01

you should have told her you had an interview. but I hate when mothers do that. if you're old enough to be applying for a job, you can set your own alarm! why was she even up that early 