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By SpaceAstronaut - 28/12/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

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Same thing different taste

By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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Scary season ain't over just yet

By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 00:00

Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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Really heavy sleeper

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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By atleasthelistened - 09/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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Alexa, play "Noise Annoys" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 23:02

Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML

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By jkmartinjk - 28/11/2012 04:58 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 11:18 - United States

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

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thinmint 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:41

iPods doooo go that loud. mine does atleast... that was a bitch move from the gf.

Yarrachel 16

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:08

We're all completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

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honeybeezy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:42

pretty messed up but not the end of the world

oldwiseguy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:45

test

themanplan 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:50

you are such a ******* loser...... it is people like you that bother to submit fml's lik this that are making this website total shit.... i find it hard to believe that you cant take a ******* practical joke when people have actual stories that deserve to be on that dont make it. and its only metal music that wud genuinely shock some1 enough to put it as an fml renders it totally useless coz u claerly dont fag

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 21 February 2013 1:02

Dude, it's people who use idiotic text language like "some1" or "wud" that make the site bad. His FML doesn't suck, it would freak me out of i woke up that way too.

teamwork 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:51

just remember.. you can always get back at her by stabbing her in the throat.

CoolHipDude 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:54

Shove an electric cattle prod up her pussy and see how she likes it!!!

LifeFucksUsAll 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:45

Thank you for that mental image. I'm going to go scoop out my brain with a spoon now.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:55

YDI for having such a passive-aggressive girlfriend.

oldwiseguy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:55

Hearing loss is not an all or nothing situation. You end up losing certain frequencies which makes it hard to understand people talking and you have to turn up the TV real loud and you still can't understand the dialog. You then need a very expensive hearing aid that amplifies only the frequencies you need. I don't get why you kids think it's a joke, you wouldn't throw acid in someones eyes, well the ears are very sensitive and easily damaged.