Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on...

By SpaceAstronaut - 28/12/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 00:00

Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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Really heavy sleeper

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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By atleasthelistened - 09/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 23:02

Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML

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By jkmartinjk - 28/11/2012 04:58 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 11:18 - United States

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

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thinmint 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:41

iPods doooo go that loud. mine does atleast... that was a bitch move from the gf.

Yarrachel 16

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:08

We're all completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

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shazzam 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:36

lose her!

ejd69 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:54

wow bro if you go deaf from an ipod going up all the way, never attend a rock concert with those soft fragile ears. hahaha

PeacefulWicked 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 11:41

Yeah, seriously man lol.

fogrunner 13

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:43

Or he could, you know, use ******* ear plugs.

artssfreak 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:35

I hate that. my friend did that to me not knowing I had super sensitive ears, and I actually cried a bit. i've never cried from physical pain before.

ftyugres 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 10:25

shes a crazy woman you really should dump her right away

lindseytaylor201 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 18:07

my brother did that to me once it sucks.

sadaffy 0

Monday 10 January 2011 5:05

WTF,, that dosen't work 0.0

kodi93 2

Friday 21 January 2011 23:34

ipods don't get that loud.

KRYPTON1T3 5

Wednesday 26 January 2011 17:33

I have mine cranked all the time. is that a big deal?

FAYUL12345100 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:59

What a bitch.

only1onyx 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:05

is dying to know QUITE what 128? perhaps you meant QUIET?

MisUnFortunate 31

Tuesday 31 December 2013 5:06

Wow, 136, you are extremely passionate about typos.

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