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By cuppincake - 19/10/2023 16:04 - Australia

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Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 353
You deserved it 3 509

Same thing different taste

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meirasanya 10

Report him to the police! Stealing from you is illegal enough, but downloading child **** as well! He won't need to worry about bills from jail. It's also safer for children if he's locked away.

Anonymously call the police and report him for downloading child pornography. If there's any evidence on his computer, that will probably be enough to prosecute.

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if it truly was a marriage shouldn't everything be "shared"?

@71: Perhaps. But situations are a bit trickier if you have a deadbeat spouse.

Tomaino 3

It's not efficient if he's going to be taking her money and/or property while living with her.

littlexlion u like white guys? im tryna smash that ;)

Why is this an FML? This is the best part of it all! You can say "NO!" and start laughing as you walk away.

Yeah then a week later she'll come back on and say... "Today, my thief of an ex-husband who is also a pedophile severely beat me after I laughed in his face about not staying with him to pay his bills. I am writing this on my touch screen smartphone from the hospital where I need to hold the stylus with my whole hand because he snapped off all of my fingers. FML" oh oh, lol this one just came to mind... "Today, I discovered why my husband enjoys having sex with me while I'm pregnant, its because he's a pedophile and loves poking our unborn child's head with his penis. FML"

livelalalove 0

well, thats australlia for you.

that's disgusting be responsible and report him!

If it's not child **** and he's looking at actress who are 18+ who look like children, THAT IS JUST AS SICK. I don't get how there aren't laws against misleading ages!

I've yet to hear of or see **** where they "look like children". Seeing as how there are a LOT of girls between 18-25 who still look like they're 15-17, that is what people are talking about when they say the actress is pretending to be younger. As for the girls on here whining about guys liking younger looking girls, the sad fact is that girls peak way younger than guys. The average guy doesn't start to go downhill until early to mid 30's whereas girls hit their peak in their late teens to early 20's. Girls don't like to acknowledge this, so they get mad and call guys "gross" for liking a girl who's at the peak of her beauty instead of a girl who's already starting to get wrinkled and saggy.

damnrosi 0

it may be just a young looking woman, or it could be actual kiddie ****! better safe then sorry in this case. and two, the girls that "peak" in their late teens to early 20's are the ones that only looked good because of make-up, naturally beautiful girls can hold on to their beauty until early 40's (hot cougars!) then get that elegance. And most men don't look good past 27 anyways, only george clooney, and that is because he is a sex god. most men are not to bad looking up until 27 then turn ugly. Its just you idiot guys that don't like to accept this.

There are some women who stay looking great in their 50's - but that's very rare. I'm not talking about guys letting themselves get fat, I'm talking about when just nature itself starts to drag you down and make you all wrinkly. Wrinkles don't look good on anyone, but they look a lot better on a guy than on a girl. Oh, and as for George Clooney? He was never good looking. Try a guy like Clive Owen, Harrison Ford, and Brad Pitt for a guy who's over 40 and still looks good (OK, Harrison doesn't look as good now, but before he hit 60 he still looked great).

You don't get that THEY'RE STILL 18-25! So no one should date a 25 year old who looks young just because she looks young? That's what's called "awesome" because when she's 40 she'll look 30, when she's 50 she'll look 40, etc. Don't hate just because the hotties never went for you.

Oh, I also forgot to point out, 15-17 is NOT a child. A child is someone who has not gone through puberty and hasn't reached the point where they're capable of making their own decisions.

No one should look at **** that resembles child ****, REGARDLESS, of how old the person is. 15 isn't by definition a child, but if a 15 year old is having sex in a video, it's still considered child ****. End of story.

So if 15 isn't a child, then how is it "child ****"? Oh right, the arbitrary number of 18 designated by law. But would you imprison an 18-year-old guy looking at **** of a 17-year-old girl? Nothing in law is black & white; grow a brain.

"No one should look at **** that resembles child ****, REGARDLESS, of how old the person is." Yes, because what people want to see in **** is a wrinkly old hag. Grow up, accept that the hot girls will never go for you, and quit whining that guys like to look at pretty girls.

Because by your standards, a woman of the age 25 is wrinkly. In that case, I love wrinkly women. And then you wonder why you're single and key word here, ALONE.

I'm single, but far from alone. I meet new girls all the time. Just because I wised up and stopped dating doesn't mean that I don't have sex anymore. Also, you were the one just screaming about 25 year olds who look like teens and are off limits for sex, then you turn around and say that 25 is great for it. Pick a side buddy, you can't argue on both sides without looking like an idiot (too late).

It has nothing to do with if she looks young or old - if she's legal and hot, go for it.

Um, yeah, right. And you have the nerve to complain that all the girls you've dated have been bitches? Tch. Not every girl is like that, but if you don't give the pleasant, slightly plainer ones a try, and always go for the 'hottest legal' girl you see, then no wonder you're still single. I have to agree with everyone else, ever think that maybe, you're choosing the wrong type of girl, or that it's YOU who's the problem? &&, Pendatic is right. If you get turned on by looking at pictures of an 20 something year old, posing as a child/teenager, you need help.

I don't see how he CAN'T get the point, tbh. @_@"

ipwnallmen 10

report himn! better yet, give me your address so i can beat his ass! bad enough to steal, but to exploit kids? i hope you dont have any young children XX'''' wait till he gets to prison and he'll know how it feels to be violated like those kids were when an 800 pd black man shoves his ding-dong through his rear window...

ipwnallmen 10

OO''''' wtf... jail is too good for this bastard... *calls detective stabler*

jcpt1984 0

Hahaha... he wants to stay in YOUR house! Show him the door... better yet, show him the way to prison. Prisoners do NOT take kindly to people who like kiddie ****. They, along with child molesters, are pretty much on the bottom rung of the prison ladder.

Yep. They're even below arsonists which for reasons I don't understand are not regarded well by fellow prisoners. I am a court reporter, and I have had two sheriff's deputies politely decline to tell me what happens to any prisoner who's in because of anything related to child sexual abuse.