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By cuppincake - 19/10/2023 16:04 - Australia

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Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML
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meirasanya 10

Report him to the police! Stealing from you is illegal enough, but downloading child **** as well! He won't need to worry about bills from jail. It's also safer for children if he's locked away.

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ihateexams 0

Anonymously call the police and report him for downloading child pornography. If there's any evidence on his computer, that will probably be enough to prosecute.

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catkat1988 17

That's awful! Just... awful. Yeah, definitely FYL. Sorry about what you're going through.

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timsuha 0

#56, you can narc on him, unless the way she learned about the child **** was only by him telling her, then the marital statement rule would apply. If she herself found the items of child ****, she can narc away as much as she wants.

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catriona_cd 0

your wrong, thats not how it works here in Aus

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Gavik 0

You live in Australia, what did you expect?

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xtyna 0

oh, I was reffering to 5,30 and 31 who expressed doubt, and exaderation on the part of the post-er ..... knowing for sure that it is true CP is absolutely required because, ya- if she is wrong or just offended and sensative to his "normal" **** surfing she could and would screw his life up for a long time! she deffinately has to be sure and report him for moral reasons, not vendictive ones....

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Cupcaken 0

Okay, even though you Night feel pitty for him, report!! copy all the content on his computer and give it to the cops.

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catriona_cd 0

she cant make a copy and hand it to the cops.. if she did she would be guilty of possestion. pluss if she made a copy, then it could be seen as a setup on her part.

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jktadych 0

wow what a loser you should kick him in the nuts. lol but for real you need to call the police

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TheRipper_fml 0

How exactly do you "steal" from your spouse? When a couple divorce, all the stuff they own belongs to the both of them even if only one of them may have actually paid for it. He essentially stole from himself. That's the way marriage is. As for the child ****.. You should have murdered him for it and dumped the body in the ocean or a river. We don't need people like that on this planet.

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Tomaino 3

Prenups are your best friend when getting married. And not everything belongs to both of you. If a man buys a house, if it's in his name and not hers, then when they divorce he CAN keep the house. Of course, a lot of people, especially women, today try to get everything their husbands owned as "spousal support," so sometimes the house DOES go to the person who didn't own it, but if you sign the right papers, that won't happen.

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Nic_hole 0

And your gonna let him do that to you?!

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