Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when...

By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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I believe it was I who said…

By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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Pavarotti next door

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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Jeffo193 13

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:01

I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

MURIKKA 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:10

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I ******* love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 14 November 2012 13:27

It sounds like YouTube gold, I would post it.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 14 November 2012 13:27

I drink alone, yeah With nobody else You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself

ebonyirony 29

Wednesday 14 November 2012 15:26

ah good old thorougood. (sp) I like his other one. one bourbon. one scotch. and one beer.

richiefitz 4

Wednesday 14 November 2012 13:36

Lol

CuriousAlien 7

Wednesday 14 November 2012 13:39

America's funniest neighbors here I come!!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 November 2012 14:14

O, Mel Gibson, how far have you fallen! Mad Max has really gone mad.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 14 November 2012 15:16

You drink alone?? That's a bit sad

winkydog4056 16

Wednesday 14 November 2012 16:53

OP, don't worry too much about talking to yourself....it's when you start answering yourself that it's perhaps time to get a life

emoshadow47 9

Wednesday 14 November 2012 17:11

I am so sorry, well i bet you'll be sober for awhile

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 14 November 2012 19:01

During your next drinking session, in a loud clear (but mumbly?) voice "Yeah Leroy? You say I should kill them all?" "But I really like my neighbors. I have no use for this gun I just bought" "Kill them all, you say?"