It's not the mustache, it's the broad shoulders and squared chin... unfortunately that's not so easy to change.

Why did my comment get deleted for simply stating that the OP probably has a mullet and a man voice from smoking two packs a day?

Because you touch yourself at night. Oh, and because you slighted an entire nation. Think of the nation, dude. Think of the poor nation...

Well if the women of the United Kingdom didnt cut there hair like mushroom caps then I wouldnt say that. princess Di called she wants her hair style back... I only speak the truth. Dont get me started on Canada

#54- Have you ever lived anywhere besides your parents house? I lived in the UK for three years, and I've seen WAY uglier hair on the whiny little emo brats (male and female, you can't tell the difference between the hairstyles...they're all unisex) here in the USA than I ever did on the women in Leeds. And shall we start on American trailer park chic? Or maybe I could pick apart Paris Hilton's overbleached straw coiff? How about Tara Reid's hair? Not exactly the height of style on its own, but couple that with her crushed gravel and rusty cheesegrater voice, lumpy post surgery self, and her scathing intellect (sarcasm, folks), the whole picture is even more bleak. There are plenty of homely and frumpy broads stateside too, folks. I know. I've given tons of them my business cards in hope that they'll call me for my services. Which brings me to a slightly OT point...I've really had some odd yet fascinating jobs.

True, pendatic, but knowing is half the battle.

and nukes :)

That reminds me, we need to invade India sometime soon. I propose we ride on cows and bring RPG's. They won't fight back!

Damn Sue! Always causing trouble.