By Luke - 05/08/2010 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
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evilplatypus 38

She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.

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christa953 12

I sense a twilight fan

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nateball 0

maybe she is telling you that you are gay. ydi it for lying to her

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Your ex-girlfriend is brilliant...Cruel, but brilliant. Also, you must have done something pretty bad to deserve that!

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emo_devon 11

aw man......wow...........I hope you have some friends to borrow some clothes from for a while...

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Wait... were they sew on sequins or the type you puncture through the actual material?

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fadingaway 17

''Hi I'm a sparkly fairy who can't pull/cut/unsew sequins from my clothes.''

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohoho!~ As long as they match the outfit, darling, it shouldn't be that bad!~

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Petawhitney 2

Epic win on your ex's part.

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cjb601 0

Maybe when she caught you getting donkey punched by your bf, she realized that she needed to make it easier for you to stand out and be a "softer ****." but what do I know? ydi

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brey_fml 0

SHE USED A BE-DAZZLER.

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