Love: Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge.... - FML

By Luke - 05/08/2010 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Anon E. Mouse - 15/09/2015 11:47 - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By gemtas5 - 21/09/2013 17:28 - Sweden - Malmö

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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Stalker vibes

By Anonymous - 06/02/2021 02:01

Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:29

She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.

christa953 12

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:17

I sense a twilight fan

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the17doctor 12

Friday 6 August 2010 2:49

I notice your keyword of revenge. Means you must have done something to her to get her to do that.

somanyzombies 4

Friday 6 August 2010 3:26

haha. iv done that to a guy friends jacket before, because i didnt want to give it back. i still have it lol

jonny2x4 0

Friday 6 August 2010 3:30

Someone's going to get plenty of stares in the locker room now.

Erindub 0

Friday 6 August 2010 3:52

Nice! Your ex girlfriend is freakin creative. I love it!

HappyPickles 11

Friday 6 August 2010 4:39

That is awesomely funny!! (is "awesomely a word??) Your ex-GF has what could be termed a "savage wit". :o) I too noticed OP's use of the word "revenge" - what did you do, mate? ...Every item of clothing, huh? So you are currently wearing sequinned undies under your sequinned troosies? That is classic!!

Doubleyew1 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:04

Maybe she wantes you to sparkle like Edward. (Excuse me for the Twilight refernce. I'm 15.)

ashwowa 14

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:44

sorry I meant to put a thumbs down but the app won't let me change it. twilight is stupid. sorry :(

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:05

No it's not! The books are awesome. Edward only seems crazy in the movies

bloodylovebites 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:24

best revenge ever!!!

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 6 August 2010 5:56

you reap what you sew. |the kid|

arachniphobe 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:21

my god, I know how you feel!!!

blueeyedblondie9 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:30

Omg, I love it that is soo great! What a great pay back(: haha

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