Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when... - FML

By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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Time to scramble

By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

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Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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Slow down

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML

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You deserved it 394

By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By cane - 05/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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Top comments

alexup24 13

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:01

Shoulda had a v8

iiAntheA17 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:00

I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:

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DontClickOnMe 28

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:03

At least that didn't cause you to crash into someone or something, so be thankful it wasn't all that bad. I'm assuming you didn't crash anyway because I'm sure that would be included in the FML.

tennisrapper1 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:27

It's irresistible to click on your username, hence your username AND your picture. It makes me wonder who you really are! XD

fernclogger 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:05

Did you think it was a pigeon takin a dook on you while it flew by? Because of course you remembered to bring your coffee back in to the car. Oh wait you didn't

SwagPuppet 3

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:07

What a great way to start the day!!!!

BrysGirl27 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:00

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup:p

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:36

The best part of waking up is Folgers all over your face.

SwagPuppet 3

Friday 13 July 2012 0:12

The best part of staying up is the aroma of folgers in your clothes!

JustKittyKat 24

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:09

Logical reason for doing this; they had no brain without their coffee!

kroekdog 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:10

Everyone loves a nice hot shower in the morning.

momolee 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:11

That is an unusual way to have coffee to stay alert

KYLEW72 3

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:13

Da

kzxvazure 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:14

poor coffee...:(

kimg0885 23

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:23

Was it hot? Or an iced coffee, that could be refreshing?! Ok wait sorry i noticed it was a hot coffee , that sucks shoulda had that iced latte huh?

kimg0885 23

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:27

Or a frappachino

cptmorgan6 8

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:41

Wtf does it matter? Would it not suck either way? Yea I get that iced would be a little better than hot, but if an iced coffee spilled on you I'm sure your first thought wouldn't be thank god it wasn't hot. It would be more like ****!!! What the ******* ****!! God ******* dammit!!! Or something along those lines.

kimg0885 23

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:46

agreed it sucks either way, but if it was cold at least you wouldn't burn the crap out of yourself. Plus its gonna be like 115 today where I live, so I might just go pour some iced coffee on myself. ;)

kimg0885 23

Thursday 12 July 2012 20:42

Sorry didn't mean to post this twice

CJ91516 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:28

That sounds like something I would do.

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