Kids and Food: Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to...

By amaze - 25/06/2019 02:30

Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to understandably not eating vegetables, he also doesn’t eat chicken fingers, pizza, or ice cream, along with several other foods I assumed all kids love. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By LittleSprout - 21/03/2017 04:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

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By cereal mom - 07/07/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that my ex let my son eat nothing but cereal and milk for every single meal during his five-day visit. Now my son shrieks, cries, and has a meltdown if I try to make him eat real food. My ex merely replied, "Your problem now." FML

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Let him have his innocence

By sydcaller618 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Richmond

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

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Picky eater

By Anonymous - 17/08/2022 02:00

Today, my 27-year-old son told me that for him, eating a food he doesn’t like is “way, way worse” than breaking a bone. He has broken both his arms, several ribs, and a few of his toes, and he still thinks that. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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All grown up

By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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Fatherly pride

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 14:01

Today, my wife insisted we start a college fund for our son, even though from where we were sat in the kitchen, we could clearly see him eating ice cream he'd just dropped on the floor, while picking at his belly button. He’s 13. College, sure. FML

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Sorry dude

By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 10:45 - Canada

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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oneonta 8

Tuesday 25 June 2019 2:49

ice cream? really??? thats kinda sad 😢

protoskore 27

Tuesday 25 June 2019 8:45

If the kid is on the autism spectrum, he or she may very well starve to death rather than eat.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Thursday 27 June 2019 4:40

my son wont eat anything he thinks is considered junk food ... including candy, sugary items, juice etc. on the bright side his teeth are beautiful and dental bills are cheap . best 5 yr old ever

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Thursday 27 June 2019 4:42

also... it could be sensory related. sometimes different textures are difficult to handle

sdbourke 3

Friday 28 June 2019 3:53

So much yes! My kid has sensory processing disorder. After years of only eating a few different things and occupational therapy to help with issues is she starting to try new things.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Friday 28 June 2019 4:02

same with my son :)

warmonger711 8

Thursday 27 June 2019 8:08

He will eat whats placed in front of him or he can starve.

LostSoul 19

Thursday 27 June 2019 19:55

Did you start your kid eating vegetables first? My kids pretty much ate anything. They were also told that if you don't want to eat what is made,cook for yourself. My middle child was baking by the time she was 8. She said that she loved all the food that was cooked, some nights she just felt like eating something else,so she learned to cook it.