Animals: Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd...

By ratqueen - 25/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML

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By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Usually a bad omen

By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By rattrap - 06/02/2012 01:13 - United States

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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Tuesday 25 November 2014 18:32

Well you better make them chip in for rent.

llamarrama01 21

Tuesday 25 November 2014 18:33

They can cook for you.

Comments

StarkWolf_fml 23

Tuesday 25 November 2014 19:40

buy a cat?

ladyg228 15

Tuesday 25 November 2014 19:44

Call a professional stat

thegirlwhosays 22

Tuesday 25 November 2014 20:31

I feel your pain

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 November 2014 21:39

Exterminator?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 25 November 2014 22:30

When they moved in, did they arrive in a tiny limo with little suitcases and mice for porters? Or are they not so well off rats and that's why they are moving in?

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 25 November 2014 23:46

They had a minivan with a.mattress tied to the top.

RareAngel 3

Tuesday 25 November 2014 22:43

Ayee...I had a similar problem, except mine was there was literally a small village of them living in our rosemary bushes (which were ALL over the perimeter of the outside of the house, anyhow we called a professional thinking he had gotten them all, turns out they moved to our garage and started a large nesting area After like a year we finally got rid of them, however, the next pest that decided to visit us wer... roaches...?