By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
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Roozb 18

Sleep ********! Awesome description!

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incoming_pudding 9

No word of a lie I have a good friend that actually does this! It's the weirdest form of sleep waking I've ever encountered! He'll just get up, wander off (still snoring like a banshee, I might add) and goes and takes the nastiest *****... I only found out as the smell woke me up and I heard snoring coming from the bathroom... Trouble is he also has a tendency to accidentally destroy the bathroom while he's off on his little adventures so I often have to go and retrieve him. Thankfully all I'm required to do is gently guide him back to bed so it could be much worse! Even though he's been my best friend for years and he stays the night so often he may as well just move in it still catches me off guard somehow.

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NiZmO_Z32 0

I'm guessing it's his house so it's not your bathroom. Get a job and move out you whiny little brat.

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madskittlesftw 5

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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incoming_pudding 9

Jesus Christ, who shit in your cornflakes...

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itsgen 16

while he's taking a dump burst in there and beat him up! (x and record it like in jackass I'm sure ur dad won't deny it then

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ximeldax 0

yes, that will solve all of OP's *puts on sunglasses* shitty problems.

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bellakaykid 6

Go lay a mountain on his throne. See how he likes it then.

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MangoRico1 1

Who knew dads took dumps? And you thought he was full of shit...

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salvorican 24

I don't understand why ur comment was thumbed down. I thought it was genius :D

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Predental 5

Its his house, he can drop a deuce where ever he wants.

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wannabeperfect1 0

It's 3 am why do you care, you should be asleep

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Grunting noises wake you up though

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dino2muffin2 0

Put glue on the seat, and if your a guy run in with a camera (the ones that show the time and date of the picture ) and say "DO YOU DENY IT NOW?!?!" and spray him with febreez :3

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Eggers 2

The outcome is that you get to film your father naked on the toilet... Who really wins there?

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