By garfield749 - 29/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
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the17doctor 12

at least you dont have to worry about him hogging the shower.

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drawmesunshine 17

The living room is looking pretty darn inviting, eh?

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mariet_fml 23

Tell your parents that if they don't make him shower, they had better not yell at you for dumping water on him everyday.

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Jibblets2367 7

Shit in his bed sheets every night so every morning when he wakes up, he feels the need to shower

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KiddNYC1O 20

Nasty. Nicely worded.

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Epikouros 31

Positive reinforcement is the most effective way to change people's habits. Just tell him you will orally please him if he showers more often.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

You're assuming both the OP and the stepbrother are gay.

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

103- I care. In fact, very passionately.

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Daelite 0

Holy shit.. Thats awful.. Hope all changes soon

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daylife 7

dump him in the tub while he's sleeping, that's what i'd do!

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lizard399 0

Yeah I wouldn't know how to approach that.. Maybe make subtle hints like "bro did you need to use the shower before me?" or pick him up a can of body spray. I'm sure he knows that he smells.. but no point in being rude about it. He probably needs a lady friend as motivation to keep clean lol

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crokid720 0

Rub ur balls on his drumset!!!!!!! The best movie

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