By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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alex_622 22

Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help

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warsun 27

I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........

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fuckercakes 21

Maybe you should just let him be and he'll learn the hard way that he's no longer a child

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kibster9 20

Or she could shower with him, that'll make him shower.

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xxjohndoexx9 10

Clearly #1 hasn't gone down on a man who hasn't showered in a while

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

#30 and I think it should stay that way.

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Senorangelo 10

Let him be... Dirty? Not showering shows disrespect to his kids and to his wife. And to everybody he encounters every day. And most of all, to himself.

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warsun 27

I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........

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Ltsdragons 19

Never want to get it. After you're in, never want to get out. Shower logic

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Fierce_Cat_ 15

May I suggest dousing him in paint or with some sticky substance? It may help convince him.

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alex_622 22

Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help

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devildog562 33

Funny how getting a little dirty will get him all clean . Great idea by the way! I personally like showering, but I would re-shower right after I took one if a girl asked .

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doctorhook86 24

OP don't want no scrubs; a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from OP; hangin' out the passenger side of OP's ride, making it smell like pee.

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BadApple88 29

Tell him no shower equals no sex or food lol

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sarah5745 41

How do people hate showering so much? I can't stand a day without a shower..

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