By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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H3adFonHyStRiA 0

well don't disappoint the kid. you should dance around and sing a song too.

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DocBastard 38

That's a little insensitive of your daughter. You'll feel better shortly, though there's a small chance I'm wrong.

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autumn88_fml_fml 0

Hey OP don't feel too bad, there are plenty of short people in the world, I mean I'm only four inches taller than you lol.

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Mauskau 35

You can tell you're 13 from your picture.

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abush8 0

get that handicap sticker! better parking

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dansco 24

Don't worry I'm sure you will grow taller when you're older! ;) Why not endulge your kid and go to school?

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Decodedman 1

I notice a distinct lack of women chiming in with how cool they are with MEN being short too. Cuz women aren't shallow or anything. So i've been told. :/

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besosforme 26

@82- We women do tend to be shallow (not all of us!), but fortunately many find short guys the perfect size! Shorter girls can reach them easier to plant a smooch, too =] I knew a guy that was 5'4 and let me tell you, I have been hard-pressed to find a more friendly, masculine, yet chivalrous gentleman. He was never wont for a girlfriend, either. He was single when he wanted but he definitely had options. It's all about the attitude, and the manner!

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megatherium 4

Probably because this FML isn't about short men. If it were relevant, I might have previously brought up the fact that my boyfriend is barely taller than I am, and I'm under five feet. It works. I actually prefer short guys :)

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hypn0 0

is your name snooki?

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AznsGoesRawr 0

That's not really bad. Where I'm from, majority of the population is short or is shorter than me and I'm 4"8. My 6"0 boyfriend doesn't mind either(:

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wehn92 10

its okay I'm 4'11 and my bf calls me a midget all the time lol fun sized all day :)

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blondebrunette11 4

haha, I'm 13 and I won't let my parents step foot in my school!! tehe

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