Health: Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML

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You deserved it 8 620

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 17:00

Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML

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By Pudgymom - 21/10/2016 02:08

Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML

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Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By fuckingcool - 14/12/2016 20:59 - United States - Ortonville

Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML

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Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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By cloud7 - 27/12/2010 03:40

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

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By jammy - 25/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML

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Bodyshaming king

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 10:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML

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_nathalia_ 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:33

At least you lost pounds. Why are you crying? Keep on losing those pounds.

Deabells 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:34

seriously,don't give up!!! be proud of how far u have come,and keep being positive,not many ppl can say they lost 30lbs

Comments

Chris19801012 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:30

agree with number 11, this isn't sympathy my life it's **** my life. Quit bitching and looking for kudos and sympathy.

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Monday 17 January 2011 0:34

Win!

acanedo 17

Wednesday 14 November 2012 7:36

I say Amen!

furburger 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:43

I hope you only planned on having a couple of kids. Given the recent results, I don't think your hubby will be gearing up for kid #3 anytime soon.

acanedo 17

Saturday 8 September 2012 9:33

Lol!

stitch_book 4

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:54

for a moment i was like, "NO BABY WEIGHS 30 POUNDS!!!" then i hated myself. >:(

InBetweenDreams 0

Monday 17 January 2011 0:36

You already lost 30 pounds, that is a great accomplishment. (: Keep working on it!

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 17 January 2011 0:40

Why are you complaining? You've lost 30 pounds - that's great! It's not as if you have to stop now. Keep going. Stop focusing on the negative.

maybaybe 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:23

I agree with #17. It does suck that you've gained more weight since your first child, but 30 pounds is a lot of weight so be happy you've made it this far :)

grilledchayse 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:28

You've had three kids, give yourself a break. You'll get there:3

HemptressMedea 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:32

Think of the accompliment you've made though. And some extra baggage is a small price to pay for having a beautiful baby of your own. Some people only wish to be so lucky! Quit bitching and be happy for what you have!!

mona_is_here 10

Monday 17 January 2011 1:45

If it makes you feel any better, I've been having huge weight swings since I was a teenager. I can gain or lose up to 40 pounds. The fact that you've gained some weight, also implies the opportunity of losing it as well. There's nothing you can't do about it so don't blame yourself for the weight gain. Just keep following a healthy diet and working out.