Health: Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with...

By pizzachest - 19/08/2011 13:11 - Canada

Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML

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Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 18:27

Pizza is in this season.

Pinguini26 6

Friday 19 August 2011 18:27

Sucks to be you! Anyway, it's your cousin's day. Not everyone's gonna be looking at you so you'll be fine!

Comments

brebisegarer 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 3:28

LOL pizzachest

clemcool_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:19

Maybe he was trying to protect your virtue :)

Redsox68 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:57

You only put body wash on your chest?

lopezk 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:14

I wud beat his ass!

sparxva 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:14

Time to mix a little Nair with his shampoo.

Someofthisisfunn 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:20

W/ two pepperoni's??

iammeat 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:20

Take a shit in his sock drawer.

b_rowe55 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:17

well isn't that just ******* gross!

unluckyv 7

Monday 22 August 2011 7:06

I just threw up in my mouth. Anyways get back at your brother by putting the same stuff I in his underwear

kaywalovestoflip 7

Monday 22 August 2011 23:32

did you only put the soap on your chest?

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:19

She mentioned her chest specifically because, if you read the FML, it says she wanted to wear a dress with a low neckline. It would expose part of her chest, but probably wouldn't be such a big deal if other places on her body broke out, if they were covered by her dress...