By Username - 09/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML
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markrs 0

You're dicksfunctional

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DrDiamond 0

Hey having sex is exercise too... The fun kind

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0pt1mus 6

Only good if you do it with right person :)

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e9836 0

Agreed. And I figured I'd message you like your profile says. Especially considering it's 3:30am here and I can't seem to fall asleep ;)

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cradle6 13

I know I'm taking this too seriously but sex isn't good enough for anyone who is serious about weight lifting. Plus it's only cardio, and since OP is a pro bodybuilder, I have large doubts that he wastes much time with cardio when he needs to be weight lifting in order to break down his muscles. Even so, it's something OP is taking that's causing this, probably steroids as his symptom is a sign of hormonal issues. OP, try to think about your long term well being balanced with your lifestyle.

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HomeAl0ne 20

It's more of a workout with the wrong person. All that running and chasing, struggling, fighting, trying to pin her down.....wait, why has it suddenly gone all quiet in here?

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AKSpray 4

actually if it were anything it would be him being off steroids without doing a PCT. steroids make you a sex machine.

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AKSpray 4

Congratulations, you're the 200th dumbass to say the same wrong, dumb thing as the other 200 dumbasses.

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abcd4242 0

K wait 30 how do you send messages? Just wondering. Thanks!

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1911_Angel 0

Maybe you should exercise your brain and get a new career?

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alym1617 0

^ this. since when is being strong a career anyway, I mean unless you're in the circus

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forevermylife 0

What kind of a job is body building anyway?? I mean build a body to show off and then what, all u r left with is your last few steroids and drugged up life

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liy223 6

Yah... You should get that checked.

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dreamering 16

You should set your testosterone, I mean your priorities straight.

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stroudie94 9

Which muscle is worth more to you?... Better yet, which muscle will really attract the ladies?

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Quyzl 0

It's not a muscle. Lurk moar.

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tonz82 2

Just do some **** pushups! Guess how many you need? Just one.

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e9836 0

You're probably not getting your blood pressure where it needs to be after you work out then. Try taking a few grams of L-Arginine in the morning and night. It'll accumulate in your system and helps dilate your blood vessels for easier blood flow

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crazyredbug 0

Off topic here...but does this work for circulation problems to your hands too?

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