By Username - 09/08/2011 00:03 - United States

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Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML
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markrs 0

You're dicksfunctional

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DrDiamond 0

Hey having sex is exercise too... The fun kind

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DamnSmooth 0

Holy crap ... this may very well mean you'll eventually give up one or the other. (Pray to god it's not bodybuilding, cuz you may than have nothin to attract women with but just your personality.)

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lemonlift 6

it's cuz your heart is busy pumping blood to other places in your body that actually need it while you're working out! :P

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Z4CH1NT05H 0

So basically you have impotency due to steroids? Hmmmm...

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AKSpray 4

That's odd...I wonder why endocrinologists would prescribe steroids to cure impotency then. Surely you must have confused sterility for impotence. Or maybe you just don't have a clue what you are talking about. I bet it's the latter.

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BobOsso_fml 8

Stop with the roids and you wouldn't have that problem.

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