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By Username - 09/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

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By frustrated - 30/10/2009 04:17 - Australia

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 12:00 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out the hard way that having done a killer workout with free weights the day before is all well and good, but it is neither conducive to playing difficult piano pieces nor to… uhm… masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, i discovered I can only get an erection in the presence of a real woman. My days of busting nuts alone are over. Except I don't have a girlfriend. FML

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By SignificantShrinkage - 08/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML

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By emmy - 01/04/2021 14:01

Today, even after months of vigorous exercise and diet in an attempt to gain muscle, I have not gained any muscle. Instead, my body is putting fat into the one part of my body I can’t work out: my face. FML

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By Dooh - 17/01/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

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By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML

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markrs 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:10

You're dicksfunctional

DrDiamond 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:58

Hey having sex is exercise too... The fun kind

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firestarter31 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:13

im sure you are no stranger to performance enhancimg drugs, lolol. But seriously it is strange how many pros do steroids or pseudo-steroids.

dstew93 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:15

steroids ftw. lol

chokeabitch 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:17

Fake

RubieTuesdayT 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:23

Cough cough *steroids*

iMagzzzy 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:30

That happened to me when I first started working out, but now im huge (pun unintended).

tj4234 35

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:36

YDI because you're a body builder.

Sweet_Testicles 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:46

Stop juicing, bro !

katybaker 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:46

Steroids will do that...

icetoners 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:13

Steroids don't cause erectile disfunction and neither does exercise http://www.livestrong.com/article/28044-can-exercise-cause-erectile-dysfunction/ There's the PROOF YOU BANNED ME FOR. So once again, F A K E.