Money: Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell...

By Luke - 07/11/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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Nice guy to the rescue

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 01:59

Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML

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Adding annoyance to almost injury

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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RetardedBullFrog 4

Monday 7 November 2011 18:45

"Imma call the cops !!! . . . when I get home . . ."

tylersign 11

Monday 7 November 2011 18:55

*mugger steals landline*

Comments

gun_pilot 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 10:21

That's what a CCW is for.

MarjoCupcake 11

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:38

I would reccomend not saying you're going to tell your mum either. He'd take her as well. ;)

brina53 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:50

Lucky he didn't do worse to u

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 8 November 2011 17:56

you really had that coming. never say you're going to call the police to a criminal.

HunterAlpha1 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:25

YDI for not carrying a pistol. the only reason criminals get away with crime is because their victims are unarmed.

waynenight 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:42

#155 is completely ignorant. It is better not to have guns in the world because all they're gonna do is just cause more problems. Until you are on my level #155... keep dreamin'.

d10cat 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:42

O my nobody to have guns what world do you live in. Tell u what smarty I teach CHL in Tx bet my students handle a situation better than you do. Especially when a man puts a gun in your face and since your not jackie chan what's gonna scared him away your tears. I bet to top it off your a liberal or a democrat no guns.