By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
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vol4life 6

He needs to learn to hold his alcohol better.

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unoffensivename 0

6 (In alcohol company executive voice) There's no such thing

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SadGirl18 16

That's the problem with this generation. Kids want to grow up too fast. And it makes me embarrassed. I mean, what's so great about being an adult? I wish I was little again. I wish I didn't know half the things I do now. They'll all just understand when they're older and say "damn."

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jerseyboy732 16

I don't see a need to punish him. I think he learned his lesson

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matt98_fml 13

I'm a 14 year old guy and I'm not that stupid to do that.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Same here! I'm a fourteen year old girl, I've had one sip of champagne, I didn't even like the taste, so why would I drink it? X) And I hate whenpeople say "kids these days", as if we're all like that! I'm not!

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dixiefoxx 22

Yeah, I'm a 15 year old girl, I tried champagne once at a wedding and I really liked it, but I'd never think of getting drunk, when I was 14 drinking didn't even cross my mind

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matt98_fml 13

I've never even sipped any alcoholic beverage before.. Lol

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watsonpsykosis 10

Teenagers WILL do stupid things like that. That is why parents need to lock up their liquor.

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

is that to young for AA?

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Calyx_fml 21

He's a future alcoholic, if not already.

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yankfan89 27

Or OP can make a lot of noise in the event OP's son has a hangover, that will teach him to drink. Also by a locked liquor cabinet.

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corleon198425 22

We use to do that in the 90s as kids and teens of course we had better common sense back then :p

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