By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
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vol4life 6

He needs to learn to hold his alcohol better.

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EmaK13 2

Sounds to me like he was having a hard time going to sleep, and therefore you should ask if something happened at school. Honestly, because it was at 3 in the morning, and he wasn't doing it to impress anyone, I think that was his form of two sleeping pills. I think this because my brother does the same thing, but he's 28. Please, talk to your son, and maybe just give him a Tylenol PM.

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murdersquirrel 15

You're an idiot for arguing against the safe storage if a deadly weapon, especially with children in the home. Kids do dangerous things despite warning sometimes.

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RocRach 5

Wow, I think your son is simple and this is coming from a 16 year old...

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tildoorf84 7

lock that shit up

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cybermolly10 7

Two glasses of wine might be enough to get a 14 year old to throw up in his bed, but I don't think it would be enough to make him think sleeping in his vomit was fine. I'll bet he was already drunk before he got to your wine.

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