Kids: Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 23:02 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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MURIKKA 11

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.

CountMango 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...

Comments

sugoine 12

Sunday 7 October 2012 17:51

Wow, if you're dumb enough to take pics of your cash & prizes, then be smart enough to teach your son how to really make some money off your stupidity. C'mon! The cost of the ink, photo paper... He has to charge more than $1!

Oceanlondon 5

Monday 8 October 2012 3:05

Stacy's mom…

perfectflower 12

Monday 8 October 2012 3:12

No it was South Park

thescottymo 4

Monday 8 October 2012 3:27

I did something like that at school, except without the ****.

aj94w 4

Monday 8 October 2012 6:23

C'mon, it's only business.

allisadawn91 8

Monday 8 October 2012 16:35

I actually laughed out loud. Awesome comment.

NorthernGrizzMN 0

Monday 8 October 2012 18:42

Lmao - looks like you have a future larry flint in your house

bydabeachmon 0

Monday 8 October 2012 20:10

Only a dollar? Now bad do you look?

rebelliousshroom 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 1:12

Who would suspect that they needed to hide their camera in their own home? I don't understand how anyone can say YDI to this. I'm sorry OP, hopefully your son will develop some family loyalty eventually. A lot of changes happen to the personality during puberty.