Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched...

By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

acrho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

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DrConstantine 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:12

Watch where you're sticking your hands, moron.

beberrr92_fml 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:56

favs.

Liveanotherday 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Haha...sorry but that's just too funny. What was your teacher's reaction?

fatalkiss 0

Monday 22 March 2010 4:18

you didn't proceed to stretch your arms you just ******* stretched them

htownlove 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:10

true @52

sea333 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:41

its called using your peripherals. you use them to look around and make sure nothing is in your way.

acrho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

UnluckyChicka 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 4:09

haha, if he got hard she is :D

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:12

nah, but she definitely got the D

z4opv14 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:32

How is this a FML?

andy231245 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:09

It's an fml because he had to play it off like he meant to do it and keep going till the teacher was satisfied.

Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

8ccheng 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:52

LOL I would have loved to see his reaction

KRYPTON1T3 5

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:52

rofl.

Tenantry 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:45

Lol @ 6 People do anything to get good grades. Made me lol though all the same :)

Spider_fml 9

Friday 6 March 2009 16:59

For this FML, it would be rather relevant to know if you're a guy or a girl...

King_of_Kings_2 0

Friday 6 March 2009 17:56

#6 good one. lol

courtneyissofuck 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:17

did he acknowledge it?!

useless06 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:31

lol @ #6, and truth @ #8. knowing his reaction would be key...

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