By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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GhostChickens 17

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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golden_warrior 23

damn, your son needs to get laid because this is disturbing

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worldclassrager 39

I am trying to figure how why he needs a bra...unless that gets his mind on breasts....

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anythingmustbe 18

You should feel EMBARRASSED for that poorly constructed sentence.

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MzZombicidal 36

#32, thank you for clearing up what they were saying. I would have been stuck losing faith in humanity if it weren't for your translation.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#52- I hate when people say that. You're "losing faith in humanity" over one idiot who can't construct a sentence? I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there are bigger dumbasses than him out there. Doesn't mean you have to "lose faith in humanity." There's still smart people out there.

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MzZombicidal 36

You make a valid point. It was just a dumb joke on my part.

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buckdharma 37

Tell him he's a douchebag. No, wait, that may give him ideas.

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perdix 29

Mrs. Crusty-Cups, are you trying to seduce me?

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Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

I think this is a really good excuse to cut the cord and tell Jr he needs to find and apt... And probably a really good therapist.

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Enslaved 36

Really? Bras just don't seem fun unless there's something in them. :P

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Dracoboxer357 35

31- While I would agree with you on this comment in general, if Op's son chooses to increase his level of fun with her bra, she would still have to have her boobs in the bra while he had his jerk off session with it......and if that's not just a bigger level of Creepy As ****, I don't know what is. ;p

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amifaiyaz 12

Maybe buy him his own jerk off bras? I can't think of anything else that could probably help.

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