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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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I don't need to see this

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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By likecomeon - 03/11/2015 03:55 - United States - Glendale

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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yellowsnowman 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:30

what a stupid bitch

1love420 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:29

that isn't a good friend 

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Volleybabe24 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:32

wow... maybe it's time for a new best friend! I feel sorry for u!

niesenator 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:09

I don't blame your friend. you are probably one of those girls who is super clingy your "best friend" probably despises you. me and the girls at school have a "friend" just like that.

hatster 4

Friday 17 December 2010 0:43

She's right.

smump 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:47

LOL WIN

Panda1517 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:46

um does it matter i have my best friend which is pretty much my sister in my phone as bitch plzz!! she thinks its funny this isn't an fml

jodulieu 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:40

me and my best friend call each other 'bitch' and 'ho' all the time :L probably just a joke?

DarkFirefly206 9

Monday 2 January 2012 4:43

Sassy Gay Friend reference? Sassy Gay Friend reference.

Like_2_Wakeboard 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:24

ha

Like_2_Wakeboard 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:24

ha

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:18

Either way it's not really funny it's rude would she like it if u called her that. Exactly that's what I thought

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Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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