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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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By likecomeon - 03/11/2015 03:55 - United States - Glendale

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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yellowsnowman 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:30

what a stupid bitch

1love420 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:29

that isn't a good friend 

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brutal_banger 10

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:02

obviously since you're putting this on and complaining to FML your stupid and being a bitch

skgirl 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:37

if you guys were really best friends then im sure you would have went through her phone in these two years and seen that you prolly think she is your best friend and really she thinks your a stupid bitch sorry fyl

skgirl 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:40

excuse me i mean 3 years btw

krystonite_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:02

lol @ I have someone in my phone as that too

hollar14 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:52

you deserve it for being a bitch

MelMel1997 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:59

I'm guessing your blond? LOL! :)

psyco5000 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:48

u prob are a stupid bitch. lol

LOL_7052 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:10

hahaha wow

SupaSwaggin 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:45

quit bitching stupid bitch

BoW2Me 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:04

Yea it's nuthin new to have someone you know and like programmed in ur phone as sumthin stupid. My cousin has his aunt in his phone as "fat cow" and I have my friend in mine as "fuckface" so...

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Today, I found out why my wife insisted on naming our first child "George" if it was a boy. It was her first love's name. FML

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