By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 394
You deserved it 4 416

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KY_Jelly 10

At least with bare feet you can wash it off quickly. If you were wearing socks, you would've had to do laundry. Either way, this sucks.

Lionesse 15

Humans shit too. Is that a reason to not be around people? I was going to write "Is that a reason not to own humans" but I caught myself in time because I realized owning people is illegal now.

Comments

dontpanic_fml 32

Seriously! Please give the diarrhea stories a rest for a while!

karlee333 11

As a dog owner, all I can say is I'm sure glad I don't have to deal with a litter box, lol.

Lizzy500 16

Very very fresh? You mean like still warm?

Try cat biscuits next time. Sushi might not agree with cats at the best of times.

Actually, cats are obligate carnivores. They'll do way better on a diet of raw meats (and bones and organs) than they'll do on a diet of Friskies.

Hpixiee 23

Well that was vividly disturbing.

KiddNYC1O 20

Reading this stuff really makes me happy that I don't have an animal ._.

dontpanic_fml 32

There seem to be a lot of intestinal maladies going around...

It seems the diarrhea is always explosive on FML...