Animals: Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer,...

By blacktyaffair - 09/11/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Pantie thief

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Stretched out

By Anonymous - 30/05/2024 12:00 - Germany - Heidenau

Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Best foot forward

By new dog - 14/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:59

Easy access!

Fruit_Dealer 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

I am willing to market these under the slogan "Crotchless undies, a man's best friend." You get a 35% share. Deal?

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patits 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:00

Next time pick up your underwear.

shadow_ino 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:30

Someone seriously needs to wash their panties.

aFreedom127 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:47

I prefer none at all.

hott_mamma23 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:41

Right!

neonconverse87 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:50

easy access! haha

laura_marie022 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:30

My dog and ur dog must be In cahoots or something

tacobird123 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:30

I just love the way this was said.

toxicpinkcandy 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:36

I'd buy ten ;) talented dog you got there. Knows what a man really wants ;) smarts ^_^

thewest_fml 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:37

My dog used to do the same thing. To clean and dirty underwear. I had to hide my laundry hamper.

mixmaster647 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:52

Cleverly typed

monkji10 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:59

The way this is written Is the best I actually made me lol

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