By blacktyaffair - 09/11/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

I am willing to market these under the slogan "Crotchless undies, a man's best friend." You get a 35% share. Deal?

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Shawme 6

Here's an idea...a hamper

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Brandi_Faith 33

They can still sniff around the laundry bin pushing things aside till they find your undies! I know from experience; my dog's a pervert too! I have to bury my panties underneath everything else so he doesn't go for it. Luckily my puppy's only about a foot high so he can't just reach in easily; I can't imagine trying to hide them from a huge dog like a lab or retriever!

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HomeAl0ne 20

No, they meant a picnic hamper. You know, a ham bone, a chew toy and a few dirty knickers.

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NaoPudding 8

I love how the OP worded the FML. But, maybe next time you should keep the underwear where the dog can't get to it.

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geko911 22

Nah he's not a designer he just likes things that stink.

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perdix 29

If you thoroughly washed the skid marks out, your dog wouldn't chew the crotches out. Not all dogs do that -- just the ones with the shit-eating grins ;)

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annafii 7

...The wording of this is just...beautiful. Bravo :')

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unmistakablyamaz 4

My dog did the SAME thing to me!! It sucks.

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HomeAl0ne 20

That's awesome! How do you get them to suck? Mine just licks.

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CoitusNinja 2

Um. Dogs do that if your underwear isn't clean or your clothing is giving off a pungent smell. That's disgusting.

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evilplatypus 38

My sister's dog does that to brand new panties. Every dog is different

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dakotadk 5

My dog would do that to clean undies. If I forgot to put them in my dresser or left the drawer open he would still chew the clean ones.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Better than the dog digging through the garbage to chew on used tampons. This is why I have cats.

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Epikouros 31

I'm a panty-sniffing pervert and dogs still manage to gross me out. Yuck.

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evilplatypus 38

They didn't say he was patenting them. Just designing new ones. Like Victoria's secret didnt invent bras, they just make different designs/types

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