By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

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Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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RadikulRam 16

I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.

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briang959 47

When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.

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megaoshawott 16

Maybe there's a more personal reason behind all this. Maybe he had an unpleasant experience in his past? Just sit down with him and have a heart to heart and explain how you feel, let him have his say and hopefully you can both come up with a solution together

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martin8337 35

I wonder what Doc Bastard thinks of this FML.

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JD1147 27

Be realistic. You're not in the honeymoon period. If he can't handle his issues now then get out before your fiancé becomes your husband, because then it will be a lot harder to walk away.

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chalalala_fml 2

Guess he's watched the episode of Grey's Anatomy in which Sloan's member has been broken by mini Grey ..

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Your fiancé has a fear. Instead of complaining to us, try supporting him.

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catanita 18

In this case ORAL sound great.

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ajs1987 15

That kind of fear can break a man. Whenever I'm in a tight spot, sometimes I just need that extra thrust to help me finish on top. It's a sticky situation, I just hope it's not too hard for both of you. additional sex puns are welcome in reply.

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beararm 11

you're not gna like this but your boy is disgracing men everywher. I'm sorry for u miss OP but mayb it's time to hit next. scared of sex lol smh..

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stephanyovalle 15

The penile fracture can happen either way if you are not careful enough

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