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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a ***** deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

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Mirorbo 26

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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natural711 6

haha I dint blame him! get that ******* cat cleaned! that's disgusting.

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tmmundy 17

bahahaha.......talk about mood breaker....omg....what a little pussy...lmao...I wld have told him YES, there are lots of worms!!!! you big dumb ass!!!!!!

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lovesteph3523 0

lmao..i guess the moment got ruined..

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xMissxMurderx 1

I'm paranoid about that sort of thing, but not to that extreme of a level. As a pet owner, maybe you should've been smart enough to give your cat a worm treatment regularly so it doesn't get them..... Just sayin'....

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boatkicker 4

Perhaps they just got the cat, and it had worms when they got it? Or perhaps their worm treatment failed?

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konajoe62 0

I think that gives you legal grounds for divorce. Pretty gross!

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dudette2 9

That must be enough to cause another dryspell for at least a year...

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SaintE_fml 0

who on here wants to check their mans ass fir worms? I mean really! Hey I bet that's how he proposed " baby is there something in my ass?" yes there is marry me!

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