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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a ***** deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

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Mirorbo 26

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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dezzyfknbanana 0

lmao that's hilarious xD

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Leayna 0

Thanks for the wonderful picture in my head! XD

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MooDinosaurs 0

Hahaha dude, that's horrible.

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Inspired22 11

Oh my gosh, I cannot stop laughing! That is horrible! And I am sorry for you! That would absolutely kill the moment!

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honeybeex3 0

L.M.F.A.O xD I beileve your husbands a dumbass!!! xDDDD ydi for marrying him xD

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timeoffire45 8

your husband is stupid, IMO. unless, of course, he's been eating your cat's poo. fyl on two levels...

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crazy_vet_tech 10

ohmygoodness...this sounds like it could be a friend of mine....she lives in Florida and her cat just recently got diagnosed with worms. Holy crap, this is so messed up on way too many levels for me. And just fyi- you can get worms other ways than just eating poop....people can be so ignorant sometimes

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Vincentsmit11 3

So disturbing on many different levels, but funny as hell.. Dryspell issues while under the shower :P

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paprikacha 9

That's something you don't hear everyday.

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